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The Conspiracy Against Africa

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Africa is a mess and it’s not going to get better any time soon.

by Gerald Caplan

Paintings by Cheri Samba

Published in the November 2006 issue.  » BUY ISSUE     

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Nor is the corruption so widely associated with Africa an exaggeration. Police, civil servants, even teachers regularly demand bribes in order to make ends meet on their meagre salaries; the well-connected are just insatiably greedy. According to a much-quoted report prepared for the African Union, African elites steal $148 billion (all figures US) a year from their fellow citizens while national budgets often total less than $1 billion a year. African countries routinely dominate Transparency International’s Corruption Perception indices; predatory African leaders have clearly turned the skill of manipulating political systems to their own advantage into a fine art.

Africa is not a poor continent, and not all Africans are poor. Merrill Lynch’s World Wealth Report for 2006 calculates that there are 82,000 African millionaires — a mere bagatelle out of some billion people, but surely a surprising number nonetheless. Their total worth is $786 billion. But instead of providing moderate prosperity for all, many African nations are the most unequal places on earth. You see it immediately: the gated communities and guarded monster homes of expatriates and local elites right next to mile upon mile of squalid townships with their tiny hovels, filthy water, open sewers, piles of rubbish. Even the rich can’t escape the broken roads, the ubiquitous garbage, the gridlocked traffic, the suicidal drivers, the gangs of feckless young men, the beggars so thick on the ground that even liberals keep the windows closed in their air-conditioned suvs.

These are the external signs of the larger economic reality. Of the 177 countries on the undp’s Human Development Index, the bottom twentyfour are all African, as are thirty-six of the bottom forty. Most of these countries can’t be expected to improve their lot because they lack the basic institutions and capital needed to develop. Future generations will likely be more numerous, poorer, less educated, and more desperate. According to the Economic Commission for Africa’s flagship Economic Report on Africa 2005, African poverty “is chronic and rising. The share of the total population living below the $1 a day threshold is higher today than in the 1980s and 1990s — this despite significant improvements in the growth of African gdp in recent years. The implication: poverty has been unresponsive to economic growth. Underlying this trend is the fact that the majority of people have no jobs or secure sources of income.”

Forty thousand branches of international aid agencies now operate throughout Africa. Many make a significant contribution through small local projects. Yet as American travel writer Paul Theroux found when he returned to areas where he had worked as a Peace Corps volunteer in the 1960s, virtually everywhere today things are shabbier and less hopeful than they were four decades earlier. Who can resist sharing Theroux’s disillusion about foreign aid or his dour overall view of the continent forty years later?

In the face of these disappointing developments, African leaders continue to bring shame on their countries. South Africa’s Thabo Mbeki and his barking-mad minister of health are undermining serious attempts to deal with one of the world’s greatest aids crises. Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe has systematically devastated his country. In Malawi, which ranks 165 of 177 on the Human Development Index, the newly elected “reform” president chose the huge legislative building for his official residence, bought a half-million-dollar Chrysler Maybach 62 (and, in so doing, kept up with the reckless king of impoverished, aids-ridden Swaziland), and was to have an official portrait painted at a cost of $800,000. Uganda’s Yoweri Museveni, a long-time favourite of the US and Britain and head of state for twenty years, changed the constitution so that he could run for a third time. He had his leading opponent charged with treason and rape. It is as if these men are deliberately seeking to humiliate their continent in the eyes of the world.

Failed or ruined non-states are commonplace. Angola, Liberia, Burundi, Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, Central African Republic, southern Sudan, and the Republic of Congo are all emerging from ghastly fighting, all of it internally driven. The challenges each faces even to reach normal levels of African underdevelopment border on the intractable. Conflicts of varying degrees of destructiveness continue in western Sudan (Darfur), between Sudan and Chad, in northern Uganda with the Lord’s Resistance Army, in Somalia, throughout the vast Democratic Republic of the Congo (aided and abetted by Rwanda and Uganda). Nigeria is in a state of imminent implosion. The resumption of war between Ethiopia and Eritrea is a distinct possibility. Across southern Africa, the spread of hiv/aids threatens the very existence of Lesotho, Swaziland, Botswana, and Zambia; South Africa, whose well-being is key to Africa’s future, has more hiv/aids sufferers than anywhere else on earth save for India.

Perhaps the most depressing phenomenon is the situation of girls and women. Many African countries boast the most egalitarian protocols and regulations imaginable promoting the status of women. Rwanda’s parliament has a higher percentage of women members than any other country in the world. Africa has produced a significant number of powerhouse women as well as impressive feminist ngos. Yet the distance between this development and the reality facing the majority of African women seems unbridgeable. In many African countries, in fact, women have no rights at all — they are regarded by customary law as minors, their lives in the hands of their husbands. From legal status to education to manual labour to social obligations to family responsibilities to sexual victimization, life for many, perhaps most, African girls and women is truly Hobbesian.

This portrait, of course, is not the entire reality of Africa today. The continent is endlessly diverse, and all generalizations have exceptions. Hundreds of millions of Africans are just like the majority of people everywhere — hardworking, trying to cope, and full of the multiple complexities of our species. Nonetheless, it’s virtually impossible not to be stunned by the pages and pages of horrid news that constitute the reality of modern-day Africa in a way that’s not true of any other part of the world. In the forty-odd years since my first visit, the dream of a continent that would show the rest of us new possibilities for the human condition has turned into a grotesque nightmare.

How do we account for Africa’s plight and what should be done? The conventional wisdom is that the problem is African and the solution is for the rich, white Western world to save Africa from itself, its leaders, its appetites, and its apparent incapacity for civilization. We give, they take. We’re active and entrepreneurial, they’re passive and dependent. We help, they’re helpless.

There is in this neat equation more than a hint of centuries-old racist attitudes toward Africans, our era’s version of the white man’s burden. But there’s an alternative perspective on the “African problem,” one that is not nearly as self-congratulatory and dishonest. This interpretation says that rather than being the solution to Africa’s plight, Westerners are a very substantial part of the problem and have been for centuries. None of this condones or justifies African malfeasance. But it does help to explain it and to indicate different directions that need to be taken if Africa is to find its path to a better future.

Comments (9 comments)

: Utterly vapid; devoid of any shread of new insight. Masquerading, unsucessfully I might add, as important, urgent and interesting. Gerald Caplan's earnest failure is his lack of insight (and bloviatory prose), the result of whch deadens even the most stomping vibrations of truth. October 30, 2006 11:22 EST

: Utterly vapid; devoid of any shread of new insight. Masquerading, unsucessfully I might add, as important, urgent and interesting. Gerald Caplan's earnest failure is his lack of insight (and bloviatory prose), the result of whch deadens even the most stomping vibrations of truth. October 30, 2006 11:22 EST

: Personally, the article was fantastic, well written, and thought provoking. With an equal amount of money going in as goes out of Africa it makes one wonder if western charity is the newest form of indirect taxation.

To the first commenter: Did you really just use the word "bloviatory" to describe someone else's verbose writing style? October 30, 2006 14:59 EST

sdovan: To the first poster: Perhaps written to enlighten the average Canadian rather than the latest PHD in African studies? November 01, 2006 10:07 EST

dwkidd: As one who has spent a number of years in Anglophone West, and East and Southern Africa, and guilty of being a high priced consultant, I think the article is generally spot on. I do believe we need to pay more attention to the inherent capability of Africans and to the integration and functionality of their communities. (We pay attention to their capabilities by raiding their best trained) At one time I was convinced that the solution was to shut the gates. Keep talented Africans (there are plenty) at home and keep consultants and exploitative corporations and our war machines out. November 02, 2006 17:02 EST

ipamanning: Africa is not about race, it is about community culture no longer able to serve its original purpose, about clans as islands, clans interlocking, clans witchbound, clans jealous; and about 'donors' and carpetbaggers from all over who sustain the corruption, the waPajero amidst the shanty lines. There is as yet no notion of a nation state here in Africa, of something lying beyond self and the clan; and the waZungu have gone; no critical mass of western liberal democrats able to help Africa to achieve Fanon's assertion that "it is the destiny of the black man to be white." Only the Chinese now, squatting at the airport, awaiting their bus. April 18, 2007 21:36 EST

Anonymous: Being from South Africa I'm pretty sure there is a conspiracy against Africa. The end of Apartheid was orchastrated to collapse the South African economy so that vital minerals could be bought cheaply. It had nothing to do with human rights. Both the South African and Zimbabwean currencies were stronger than the US dollar during parts of the 70's. Look at them now. The fact is that black Africans cannot rule. Democracy is not part of their culture. Unfortunately the author is too naive to see this. South Africa will fall next, Zimbabwe has been ruined by Mugabe. No one lifted a finger to intervene, but during Apartheid, the whole world was swept up into ending it. You must ask yourself why? South Africa would have become a superpower if the Americans and it's western allies did not conspire to stop it. August 23, 2007 18:55 EST

Anonymous: Personally, as a student in high school, I found the article incredibly effective. Why? Because it was accessible and written with more than a bit of heart. Teenagers today are becoming too superficial and part of the reason why is because information is not being communicated to us in a way that makes us say,'hey, this is important.'
Information is delivered to us only after it has been morphed into a huge jargon. Too many authors try to impress with the eloquence of their language ,the sophistication of their prose. The result: issues like genocide, gender inequality, and racial discrimination, in short issues of great important, become lost in the mind of teenagers. Basically: we don't understand January 29, 2008 16:21 EST

Frnnk: Hello All. To future readers of this comment, rejoice! For here, finally, is the truth, plain and simple.

There is, indeed a conspiracy against africa, in many ways than one. I've been studying it my entire life. Who are the perpetrators? The same conspirators behind the plot to subvert and overthrow humanity. We're not talking aliens and illuminati. No, we're talking social engineers, big business, big bankers, eugenicists of the Machiavellian creed, of the classical Greek school, of the Darwinian approach.

In short, it is not only against Africa, but the world; Africa just so happens to be the prime oyster to rape freely. Sort of a training school, as was the isle of Lesbos, the Victorian secret studies schools now in place in Latin America and Europe, etc, etc.

Before I become "bloviatory", as some might call others, I'd like to give a few key terms that you can type into google for a piece of this maniacle conspiracy.

U.N., U.S., Mossad, responsible for assassinating president of Rwanda, training, arming, funding terrorist orchestrators of genocide, arming the people with machetes and watching on the sideline the massacre

U.S, Belgium assassinate Angolan president

Research how the Anglo American establishment is basically responsible for training post colonial african leaders, educating financial strategists who would lead them to ruin, assassinating all those who sought to have sane fiscal, social, resource, and foreign policies, subverting the economic engines of every sub saharan country, stealing resources wholesale, need i go on? This is all openly admitted in regular African textbooks no less.

infowars.com will lead you into the truth, but only you can take yourself to that room, that frame of thought where you accept that yes, I happen to inhabit a Western nation, culture, ideology, but those who reign at the top, likely for hundreds of years, i.e. rothschilds, rockefellers, etc, and that yes, they are funding not only racist ideoms abroad, affecting foreign mayhem and misery, but domestic as well. Aren't your fortunes taking a turn for the worse, and aren't bankers, politicians and established monarchs/oligarchies to blame?

Join the liberated, @ infowars.com.

It's never to late to know the real truth November 07, 2008 19:48 EST

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