Five reasons to grow a moustache this month:
- To pay homage to the golden age of adult cinema.
- To “take it back” from dictators and pedophiles.
- To monumentalize your affection for Frida Kahlo.
- For warmth.
- Because it’s Movember, the month-long “mo”-growing bonanza. Its Australian founders’ mantra says it all: “Whether you’re stopping or going / just you remember / to keep that mo growing / whilst in Movember.” Pogonotrophy-practising participants often raise money for men’s-health causes—last year, 9,315 “Mo Bros” collected $1.2 million (Aus.) for the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia—though for many, the mo is a cause in itself. But be warned: the Movember committee long ago renounced all responsibility for “food/beer encrustments.”
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