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Windows Vista was a disaster from the word start. Anybody who has used Microsoft’s generally maligned operating system, which debuted in 2007, knows the headaches involved with convincing it perform even the most basic tasks. Diehard PCers fear no more: last Thursday, Microsoft released Windows 7, a brand new OS designed primarily to exorcise the demons of the Vista nightmare.

Vista’s greatest flaw, at least in my experience, is the draconian security scheme that Microsoft developed to seal holes in its creaky, yet dominant Windows XP. (As of August 2009, XP, which is almost ten years old, was installed on 69 percent of the world’s personal computers.) With Vista, any attempt to access the internet generates a warning that interrupts all system activities, and must be dismissed before the user can continue. Windows 7 resolves that nuisance by sending warnings and authentication requests to the newly created Action Center, where they can be ignored or acted upon at the user’s discretion.

The other major problem that plagues Vista is its sloth-like speed. Last year, when Popular Mechanics conducted a head-to-head comparison of various PCs running Vista against various Macs running OS X Leopard, Vista lost in almost every category.  Microsoft has been playing catch-up ever since, and now promises that Windows 7 will offer “faster, more responsive performance.” Given that doing anything in Vista is like watching paint dry or grass grow, improvement should be relatively easy to accomplish. Of course to get this faster performance your computer will have to meet (and most likely exceed) the minimum system requirements. Windows 7 demands at least one gigabyte of RAM and a one-gigahertz processor. That’s nothing outlandish by today’s standards, but if your PC is more than a couple of years old, you’ll likely need to upgrade to take full advantage of Windows 7’s capabilities.

Microsoft wouldn’t be Microsoft, though, without at least one Byzantine decision. Like Vista, Windows 7 is available in a multitude of versions. There are six different editions of the new operating system — all with different features and price points — although only Home Premium, Professional and Ultimate are widely available at retail. (The Starter edition does not support 64–bit processor architecture, the standard for new PCs; it won’t even let you change your desktop wallpaper.) Absolutely the strangest thing about the newest Windows, however, is that it comes without many of the standard programs that you expect to find when spending several hundred dollars on an operating system (the Ultimate edition costs $349.95). Windows 7 lacks pre-installed programs for even the most basic tasks, like writing email, chatting online, or managing photos, calendars, and contacts. Instead users are asked to download these programs for free from a Microsoft website. That seems like a poor use of time and bandwidth — or, to put it more politely, a pain in the ass — especially considering that competing systems like Apple’s OS X 10.6, aka Snow Leopard, come preloaded with an array of superbly designed and easy-to-use programs.

But how much does that really matter? Apple has been steadily gaining market share since the initial release of OS X in 2002, and Snow Leopard is sleeker and more reliable than anything Microsoft has produced in years. (It hardly needs mentioning that Apple makes better commercials than Microsoft too.) Mac OSs, though, only recently surpassed 5 percent of global usage — whereas Windows, in one form or another, is currently hovering near 93 percent. So what if Vista was a step in the wrong direction? With that kind of lead, Microsoft could walk in circles and not lose for years to come. With Windows 7, however, Goliath is back on the forward march.

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Bill Gates, though I hate to admit it, is slowly moving towards a place in my personal pantheon of heroes

Long have I hated Microsoft. Back when I was but a larval software engineer, they were the Great Satan of the tech world, universally feared and reviled. It wasn’t just that they were the world-eating Galactus of the industry; it was that their own products were so relentlessly mediocre. If there’s one thing hackers love above all else, it’s elegance. Apple is elegant. Firefox is elegant. Linux is elegant. Microsoft products are about as elegant as an arthritic three-legged elephant trying to ice dance.

Worse yet, their evil empire was built on intellectual theft. Windows? A ripoff of Apple’s user interface. Internet Explorer? Copied first from Netscape Navigator and then from Firefox. Word and Excel? Built on the ashes of WordPerfect and Lotus. Even Microsoft’s first big break – the MS-DOS operating system they provided for the IBM PC in 1980 – was built on somebody else’s product (QDOS) which in turn was a clone of somebody else’s (CP/M). Sure, the courts have decreed that legally speaking none of these were theft…but us techies knew better. All Microsoft did was market crappy copies of other people’s ideas with the serial numbers filed off. How we hated and feared them, and how we despised Bill Gates.

And how times change. Nowadays the industry’s fear of Microsoft has been replaced by a general uneasiness about Google, and Bill Gates, though I hate to admit it, is slowly moving towards a place in my personal pantheon of heroes. (more…)

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Me getting clean with The Hollywood Madame's help.

To all those who doubted it was possible: I did it! I was offline for one whole week!

My Offline Activities:

I read the print version of The Wall Street Journal (I found it discarded in the street).

I stood under the 118 degree Fahrenheit daytime sun in Death Valley for two whole minutes before diving back into my idling Prius.

I cleansed my clothes of filth in the machines of the Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss, at Dirty Laundry in Pahrump, Nevada.

I must confess that near the beginning of the week I fell off the wagon and went online in a Westwood Cafe. After a guilty couple minutes I looked up and sitting across from me eating panini and sipping Orangina was Laurence Fishburne. (more…)

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Hey old media, they're here!Google wants the intervals between television channel frequencies—called “White Space” —and I want them to have it. They’re no geniuses for figuring out how useful it could be. Carol Anne Freeling did it first in 1982. But while the Freelings had an appreciation for innovative use of white space, Google and Microsoft’s experiments are pissing off television broadcasters and others who use it because they fear interruption of service to their customers.

Now, I hold no truck with empty people who rely only on television for entertainment. Anyone worth their pop cultural mettle has the The View on in the background while Twittering and reading Techcrunch and listening to Howard Stern. If my neighbour’s iPhone jams up against Whoopi and Joy rolling their eyes at the Bush-lobotomized Survivor chick, I’ve got planned serendipity and dropping loads to cover me. (more…)

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