Dear Pizza,

I love you Pizza, you favorite food.

I love you more than any other food, even hotdogs and hamburgers. One munch into your skin is worth every thing in the world! I love your beautiful cheese skin and tomato insides. I love how Pizza Pizza gives you to me, for only Pizza money. You smell better than anything in Toronto.

From: secret admirer

xoxo

P.S. I'm going to eat you!

P.P.S. I know were you live!

P.P.P.S. Write back soon.