Fight Nicknames

Kid Presentable
Gentleman Jill
The Nine-Finger Ninja
The Three-Beer Drunk
The Punch-Drunk Lover
The Drunk Punch-Lover
The Drink Punch Lover
Chalky Bones
Death by Chocolate
Gloves-on-a-String
Two Tonnes o’ Stun
The Downtown Dandy
The Eastside Elf
The Northside Nymph
The Southside Satyr
The Westside Whelp
The Bludgeoner of Infinite Wisdom and Grace
The Cuddlist
The Killager
The Limb Reaper
The Top
The Bottom
The Submissive
98-pound Arnold
Edward Kittenhands
Tokin’ Joe
Raw Sugar Ray
The Arthritic Assassin
The Barnard Sophomore
The Erectionist
The Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian
The Olden Boy
The Sonneteer
The Sweet Tennessee Lily
The Urban Sprawler
The Canadian Stalladian
The Royal Ontario Bruiseum
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See Jeremy Keehn and Jan Dutkiewicz’s article on mixed martial arts in Canada.